About The Author

	That's me. I'm the guy that wrote all this stuff, mostly because I have an overactive imagination that may or may not have been brought on by numerous blows to the head while I was younger ... my best friend Joe and I thought playing such games as full-contact croquet were really funny, you see. If I made it through a day without getting in the head with a mallet, baseball, bat, a bicycle, a rock, or the pavement, it was a damned good day. My somewhat skewed sense of humor probably comes from those unfortunate goings-on, too. I like to read, heavy metal, comic books, Transformers, and girls that don't piss me off. I also kinda like to write.
That's me and my sister. Even though there are times I could absolutely kill her, I love her to pieces anyway.
	That's me, Baldo (one of my best friends), and King Kong Bundy at a little wrestling show held at the Knox County Fair back in the summer of 2000. That was the show where, while signing autographs, Mr. Bundy referred to the Macho Man Randy Savage (Baldo's all-time favorite) as a bonehead, which incensed Baldo to no end ... he's still irked about it to this very day. That was cool.